The last time I visited home my mom rushed me to my newly framed college diploma I had yet to see.  At first glance of the document my heart deflated. The new president signed his name with a SHARPIE. He might as well printed it with comic sans font—-it’s the same in my eyes. Four years of acedemic hell and this is what I have to show for it? It’s incredible that institutions are printing out such shitty (excuse me) documents.  

After I complete my workshop in the next couple months, I am determined to re-create a respectable document, like the two above from the Zanerian  College.