My No-Birthday-Left-Behind iniative has a few cracks in the visage. My brother Daniel “Waniel”, whose birthday was in June, felt a little excluded after I sent some belated salutations to Joel and Bess. To make up for it, I sent him a birthday card this weekend. I think he’ll like the dying Mole (who I’ve decided to name Julienne).

The back reads, “I’m sorry sir, it took me forever to dig here with only the use of one hand.”

I hope the postal workers enjoy this one too.